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Wow, that’s a mouth full. I have a question, how many prank calls have you made lately and how many fizzball tournaments have you attended.

Looking back to my youth years in Germany, I remember most of your mentionings being part of it, in one form or another. Maybe it boils down to the fact that we are considered old now and looking back at these things is where the cultural differences become visible in the reminiscences.

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My mom, who is loving your columns, wants me to tell you her fave blonde joke (she's blonde).

Two blondes are sitting in Key West, staring up at the moon. One of them says, "Which do you think is farther away, the moon, or Miami?"

The other says, "Don't be stupid. You can't see Miami from here, can you?

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The Werner Herzog Defense Committee hereby demands clarification and retraction of your comments on the Master. Actions expected in 24 hours or we will arrive at your house and start a non-stop Herzog Festival in the near future. Great piece. Fizzball Forever.

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