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Angst and observations of an American misanthrope living in Germany
By Ashley Holt · Launched 2 years ago
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The Mouse That Bored
...in which a kingdom tries and fails to exude magic.
Ashley Holt
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Cut-Rate Emancipator
Bedbugs #788. (BEDBUGS is the Dream Diary of Ashley Holt. Collect ‘em all! And let’s not forget Ashley’s website, jam-packed with portraits and other…
Ashley Holt
Jun 9
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Enter the Naggin'
I had sold the tickets, served the refreshments, darkened the one-room theater, and cranked the projector to serve the latest arthouse film du jour to…
Ashley Holt
Jun 5
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"Hi, I'm Ruger"
...in which a familiar gunslinger enters the saloon
Ashley Holt
May 31
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Prattle of the Network Stars
...in which Ashley becomes disillusioned with a childhood icon and the proper rules of the English language
Ashley Holt
Apr 29
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Someone's in the Kitchen with Angina
...in which Ashley just can't eat this crap
Ashley Holt
Apr 12
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My Brother Went to Heaven and All I Got Were These Lousy T-Shirts
...in which Ashley fails to cash in once again
Ashley Holt
Mar 10
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My Brother Went to Heaven and All I Got Were These Lousy T-Shirts
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Dr. Needle's House of Terror
...in which Ashley leans over and spits
Ashley Holt
Feb 26
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Dr. Needle's House of Terror
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