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Angst and observations of an American misanthrope living in Germany
By Ashley Holt · Launched a year ago
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Prattle of the Network Stars
...in which Ashley becomes disillusioned with a childhood icon and the proper rules of the English language
Ashley Holt
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Someone's in the Kitchen with Angina
...in which Ashley just can't eat this crap
Ashley Holt
Apr 12
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My Brother Went to Heaven and All I Got Were These Lousy T-Shirts
...in which Ashley fails to cash in once again
Ashley Holt
Mar 10
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Dr. Needle's House of Terror
...in which Ashley leans over and spits
Ashley Holt
Feb 26
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Symptoms Include: The Writing Guy
Among the many regular loiterers demonstrating street-loon schtick at the Pseudonym Bookstore, where I ostensibly “worked” during the 1980’s, was the…
Ashley Holt
Feb 23
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In America, These Two Kids Would Be Dead in Five Seconds
When you’ve lived in America for over fifty years, any evidence of reasonable sanity encountered in a foreign culture can seem … foreign. Everything may…
Ashley Holt
Jan 6
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A Few Beers' Resolution
... in which Ashley quits while the quittin's good
Ashley Holt
Dec 29, 2021
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Drawl of the Wild
... in which Ashley fails to understand even more than usual
Ashley Holt
Dec 14, 2021
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