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Counterculture Pollinator
This one’s a bit of test post. My plan here on the ole Substack is to offer these Symptoms Sketchbook drawings as an extra to paid subscribers, while…
Ashley Holt
Mar 18
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In America, These Two Kids Would Be Dead in Five Seconds
When you’ve lived in America for over fifty years, any evidence of reasonable sanity encountered in a foreign culture can seem … foreign. Everything may…
Ashley Holt
Jan 6, 2022
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Hobby Lobbyists
I suppose it was because they were a throwback to a simpler time, these basement dwellers, these mama’s little darlings. They were veterans of the Geek…
Ashley Holt
Dec 10, 2021
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Howdy Duty
...in which Ashley tries and fails to say hello to the German people.
Ashley Holt
Feb 16, 2021
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Book Ends
...in which Ashley contemplates the unknown secrets of unreadable books.
Ashley Holt
Dec 3, 2022
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Flashmobs and Dipsticks
...in which Ashley goes footloose and Camry free
Ashley Holt
Mar 15
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Let’s All Go Without Snobby
...in which Ashley does not enjoy the movie.
Ashley Holt
Dec 22, 2022
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Too Cool for Drool
...in which Ashley mourns the dork who got away.
Ashley Holt
Feb 14
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Work Geek
...in which a young Ashley comes to terms with the limits of his fandom
Ashley Holt
Nov 26, 2022
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Irony Deficiency
...in which Ashley confronts the German sense of humor
Ashley Holt
Feb 8, 2021
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A Few Beers' Resolution
... in which Ashley quits while the quittin's good
Ashley Holt
Dec 29, 2021
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My Brother Went to Heaven and All I Got Were These Lousy T-Shirts
...in which Ashley fails to cash in once again
Ashley Holt
Mar 10, 2022
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