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The Lullaby of Doomsday
...in which Mr. Nice Guy gets canceled.
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Crowd Blast Replica
... in which Ashley encounters a couple of horseplaying EU teens who, in America, would be dead in five seconds.
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Flee Club
... in which Ashley blames America first.
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Where's the Grief?
...in which Ashley travels back in time to America, circa 2023.
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A History of Violence
...in which Ashley confesses his crimes of aggression.
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Heritage Not Great
...in which Ashley surveys Caucasia
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Hobby Lobbyists
I suppose it was because they were a throwback to a simpler time, these basement dwellers, these mama’s little darlings. They were veterans of the Geek…
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All That Litters is Not Sold
... in which Ashley surveys the landfill.
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Substitute Monarch
...in which Ashley transitions to The Man
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Beam Me Up, Dead Man
... in which Ashley is misinformed
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Book Ends
...in which Ashley contemplates the unknown secrets of unreadable books.
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Sugar Lush
...in which Ashley craves a taste sensation.
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