The Symptoms
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...in which Ashley encounters the Eurovision Song Contest and his inner diva.
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...in which Ashley defends his manhood against German bathroom habits.
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...in which Ashley feels prepared for a life on lockdown
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..in which Ashley the American is puzzled by European Fußbol
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...in which Ashley is forced to supersize his minimizing.
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...in which Ashley tries and fails to say hello to the German people.
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...in which Ashley navigates romance as a hipster nihilist
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...in which Ashley confronts the German sense of humor
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...in which Ashley realizes how much he will miss wallowing in America's pigpen.
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